cattailsandcattales:

urbies:

Great moments in tv history

The best part is how the hand giving the cigarette doesn’t belong to anyone in the room—no one is wearing that shirt.

(Source: sandandglass)

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mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

This applies to outside of high school as well. This applies to life. 

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So i was on my brothers computer and found this

joanne-angel-of-pizza-n-pancakes:

queensaige:

bewbin:

bewbin:

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at first i thought it was porn

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then i dug deeper

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at this point im scared to go any further

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i wonder whats inside

IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF

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OH YES IT’S BACK

OH MY GOD NOW I KNOW WHERE THAT GIF CAME FROM 

(Source: bewbin)

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dennys:

The future! Today!

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Reblog if you have a gaming device of any kind

moonjail:

ilovesuperwholockstuck:

serpent-of-despair:

askslendermaneuniverse:

deadlyassassinsheadquarters:

g-garasu:

hayatos-hideout:

I just want to test the gamer side of Tumblr

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I have every xbox

I have every Playstation

Are there really people that have no gaming device at all???

Computers can play games.

You either reblog this or you’re a liar.

(Source: hayxto-moved)

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aintnobodygottimeforthisfandom:

himaruyavevo:

himaruyavevo:

himaruyavevo:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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wtf this was originally england singing who changed it to germany with no eyebrows or nose

oh for fucks sake

ITS SNOOP LOOPS NOW OH M Y GOD

ITS FREAKING RYU SURROUNDED BY DICKS WHAT

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karsinspace:

probably-a-succubus:

slimydad:

glitterpotato:

misandry-mermaid:

kyian:

On today’s edition of “Unnecessarily Gendered Products”

Girls can’t wear sunglasses. SCIENCE

are you fucking kidding me i am SO PUMPED FOR PRINCESS FUCKIN GOLDFISH

well
as much as I am against unnecessarily gendered products
this doesn’t say it’s for girls anywhere, and the other doesn’t say it’s for boys
you’re kinda just„. assuming one is specifically for girls because it’s pink and has a princess theme

so YOURE THE ONE PERPETRATING STEREOTYPES

I’m gonna buy me some Princess Goldfish.
Is there a difference between them, though?

I would buy the princess goldfish… I am a 20 year old boy.

karsinspace:

probably-a-succubus:

slimydad:

glitterpotato:

misandry-mermaid:

kyian:

On today’s edition of “Unnecessarily Gendered Products”

Girls can’t wear sunglasses. SCIENCE

are you fucking kidding me i am SO PUMPED FOR PRINCESS FUCKIN GOLDFISH

well

as much as I am against unnecessarily gendered products

this doesn’t say it’s for girls anywhere, and the other doesn’t say it’s for boys

you’re kinda just„. assuming one is specifically for girls because it’s pink and has a princess theme

so YOURE THE ONE PERPETRATING STEREOTYPES

I’m gonna buy me some Princess Goldfish.

Is there a difference between them, though?

I would buy the princess goldfish… I am a 20 year old boy.

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gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

(Source: morningmusume)

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gollums-new-best-friend:

chileanboyvstheworld:

this guy is a guardian of the galaxy 

I feel safer already

(Source: mcaubergine)

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

I’ve got
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and
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aint one

This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers

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